1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,319 You are a heartless bitch and a liar, and I think that you're happy that Dad's 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,850 most likely dead, so you can go on rooting that cop. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,260 Go to class, keep your head down, and keep me informed. 4 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:13,699 Cash on Fridays, and a new mattress in my bed in the adult section. 5 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:15,560 As long as you keep getting the grades. 6 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:17,630 Bye, Graves. 7 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:21,999 I watched you try and turn things around for you and your family, but you 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,480 couldn't. You had an anchor around your neck, and his name was Wolf. 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,100 I freed you, and that's enough for me. 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,630 I'm going to say speak before they all get hammered. 11 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,540 Okay. Hello? 12 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,630 Excuse me. 13 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:43,600 Hey, everyone, get the fuck out here or I'll hide all the piss. 14 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:46,070 I'm coming. 15 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:48,870 Great. 16 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:51,110 Right, um... 17 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:55,729 Okay, everyone, I'd just like to thank you all for coming here to help us 18 00:00:55,730 --> 00:01:01,330 celebrate the opening of Unit 4, Riesling Court, the new home of Hoochie 19 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:07,889 This is a really exciting... Big 20 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:12,050 engine, small duck. 21 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:14,780 Oh, have you been looking at a lot of things? 22 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:19,140 Sorry, I'm late. 23 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:25,619 Yeah, this is a really exciting time for all of us. It's like we've actually 24 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:29,840 graduated into becoming a real actual business now. 25 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:35,039 It's been lots of long hours for all of us, but special mention here to the 26 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,840 sales team, Tracy and Casey. 27 00:01:36,841 --> 00:01:40,819 Because of them, Hoochie Mama has been busting out all over the top half of the 28 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:41,870 North Island. Yeah! 29 00:01:41,871 --> 00:01:47,069 The Waikato's been going wild for our Roxanne Roxanne put on that red light 30 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:49,350 range. So, zero taste from the Waikato. 31 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:54,829 And the housewives of Howick have been going nuts over our Madam Butterfly fuck 32 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:55,880 me, fuck me set. 33 00:01:56,270 --> 00:02:00,130 And to keep up with all the extra demand, we've got three new hoochie 34 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:02,970 Sunyi, Millie and Shirley. 35 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,090 Hello, nice to meet you. 36 00:02:06,410 --> 00:02:07,460 Great. 37 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:11,180 Well, me and the hoochie girls, we just want to... 38 00:02:14,989 --> 00:02:18,909 Me and the Hoochie Girls, we just want to say thank you for all your support 39 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:22,130 for helping us get where we are today. 40 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:26,010 Tears. Okay, you've tried to cut the ribbon. Who wants to come? 41 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,900 Hoochie Mama! 42 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:32,230 Hey, Hoochie Mama! 43 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:33,820 Hoochie Mama! 44 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:38,660 His one's much bigger than yours. Ah, bite me. 45 00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:40,060 I hate this. 46 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:42,270 Why? Because no one's looking at you. 47 00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:43,949 Thank you. 48 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:45,000 Pleasure. 49 00:02:45,001 --> 00:02:46,229 Is there anyone? 50 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:47,550 Who said you could turn up? 51 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:50,050 It's not your party, old man. 52 00:02:50,051 --> 00:02:53,349 You can put your dick in a slutty pants and a slutty knickers, but you won't 53 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:54,670 change what we think of you. 54 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:56,080 You're a swine. 55 00:02:56,290 --> 00:02:58,030 A porker. That's enough, Ted. 56 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,490 I'll top you up. Yeah. 57 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:06,760 Jesus, 58 00:03:06,761 --> 00:03:07,709 old man. 59 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:09,790 Ted. That's what we think of porkers. 60 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,590 You and my brain. 61 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,660 Pissing your opinion? You don't express your opinion by pissing on someone. 62 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,410 What happened here? 63 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,780 Oh, we had a bit of a party. 64 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:55,439 I haven't had a chance to clean up. As if she cares. Two busy sucking corks hot 65 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,079 with... That's enough. No food in the house, not even a bog roll. 66 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,130 We were going to shop. 67 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,940 Yeah, but we have money problems. 68 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:04,200 The kind where there is no money? He could see the place now. 69 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,450 Who? You know who. 70 00:04:05,451 --> 00:04:07,079 Hey, let's get one thing straight. 71 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:11,499 Wolf is not some... saint in heaven. He's a crim who did a runner. And who 72 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,880 him tilly? He drove himself. 73 00:04:12,881 --> 00:04:13,959 Slut. Huffy. 74 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,010 Dirty. Stop out. 75 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,060 What? Nothing. 76 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,800 Maybe I should go check on Grandpa. 77 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,700 Grandpa can rot in the caravan till tea time at least. 78 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:30,350 Are you cooking? Yeah, I have been known to in the last 20 years. 79 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,530 Not lately. 80 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:34,400 I've been busy with work. Is that what you call it? 81 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:38,280 Well, at least Loretta's been doing really well. 82 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:39,720 I have. 83 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:42,109 Second in the freestyle is a great achievement. 84 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,160 Freestyle what? 85 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:44,360 Swimming sports. 86 00:04:44,390 --> 00:04:45,950 It was in the school newsletter. 87 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:47,350 It's there with the mail. 88 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:50,370 Hmm, IRD. 89 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:52,230 Shit, who gave them our address? 90 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:53,330 I did. Why? 91 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:56,740 Got a proper business now. It's time to do things properly. 92 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,840 Oh, the bloody bastards. 93 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,540 They're auditing Hoochie Mama. 94 00:05:05,541 --> 00:05:06,739 Is that bad? 95 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,479 Well, they go through all your financial records, and if you've missed anything, 96 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,559 they give you a massive fine. But I'm sure since you're doing things 97 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,610 Careful, Tracy. 98 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:15,990 Cheryl West. 99 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,080 Yes, I do know Pascal West. Why? What's she done? 100 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:22,060 I was not shoplifting. 101 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:26,019 It was an accident. What? So some lipstick, a couple of mascaras, and some 102 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:29,659 polish just fell into your boot? Well, my boots are kind of wide at the top. I 103 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:31,479 probably just bumped some shoving as I went past. 104 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,850 Bullshit. It's true. 105 00:05:32,851 --> 00:05:33,949 It's crap. 106 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:36,669 You don't care about anything except your stupid underwear and your dumb 107 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,069 boyfriend. We don't even have any food anymore, which is why my boots are so 108 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:42,870 because my legs are wasting away. Oh, fair me. It's true. 109 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:46,909 I'm an innocent victim of too narrow shelving and lack of coordination 110 00:05:46,910 --> 00:05:47,729 poor nutrition. 111 00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:48,810 Did you get in the car? 112 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:54,740 What's this? 113 00:05:54,741 --> 00:05:58,319 Uh, it's the... school newsletter, which I give you every week so you can 114 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,739 pretend you know what's going on at school. And which my mother reads every 115 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:03,060 week. Except, luckily, this week. 116 00:06:03,061 --> 00:06:05,299 Like for you, my mum looked too particular. 117 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:08,610 Do you recall the rules we made when we started this arrangement? 118 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,840 Get good grades, don't stuff up. And don't get noticed. 119 00:06:11,841 --> 00:06:13,419 What's this? 120 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:16,130 This is about me coming second in a freestyle, right? 121 00:06:16,131 --> 00:06:18,879 Okay, I would have won, but I felt sorry for Ashley. 122 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,110 Ashley. Ashley Tavalo, she's my best friend. 123 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:22,680 He has a friend. 124 00:06:22,681 --> 00:06:24,469 I can't just ignore people when they talk to me. 125 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:25,550 I've done it for years. 126 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,300 Ashley's cool. 127 00:06:27,301 --> 00:06:29,349 She plays bass. We're going to start a band. 128 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:30,400 No, you're not. 129 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,580 Why? Because you're not musical. Because that is another way to get noticed. 130 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:39,030 From now on, there'll be no sport and no friends. Or I'll dock your pay. 131 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:44,569 Bitch! That's employer bitch to you. I give you a home, a roof over your head. 132 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,749 sleep in the porn section on a manky mattress. 133 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:52,769 For free. You get to live for free. You exploit me. I go to school all day, come 134 00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:56,009 back, run the store, do my assignments and get up at five for swim training. 135 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:58,609 Well, I've solved that problem for you. You don't need to train anymore because 136 00:06:58,610 --> 00:06:59,660 you're not swimming. 137 00:06:59,661 --> 00:07:00,889 Why not? 138 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:01,940 Family reasons? 139 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:05,110 If there's any more sport, there'll be no more money. 140 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:06,970 We're perfectly clear on that. 141 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:16,090 Awesome roof, Mrs. Weiss. Mmm. 142 00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:18,790 She's a goddess, all right. 143 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,220 Goddess of what? 144 00:07:26,850 --> 00:07:28,410 Thought you were malnourished. 145 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:31,420 I'm too worried about my quarter parents to eat. 146 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:33,660 Don't worry. Your brother will deal with it. 147 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:39,840 Where are you going? 148 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:41,990 Out. What, again? 149 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,890 Yep. Have ice cream if you want pudding. 150 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:50,130 My life is in ruins and she's offering me ice cream. 151 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:52,700 She's a pokey pokey. She just wants me to be fat. 152 00:07:52,701 --> 00:07:53,749 Pig fat. 153 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:57,060 She'll realise the mistake before long, Pascal, don't you worry. 154 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,260 Come on. 155 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,430 You don't mean to be celebrating. 156 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:04,110 What, Pascal getting arrested or me having the IRD on my tail? 157 00:08:04,390 --> 00:08:05,850 Never raised but a piss in you. 158 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:07,990 So are you for the dry cleaning. 159 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:09,790 The old man's pretty up there. 160 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:12,570 And Ted wasn't expecting to see you. 161 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:13,900 Neither were you. 162 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:16,490 No. But I'm glad you turned up. 163 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:18,000 A lie. 164 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:19,730 Mm -hmm. That was really kind. 165 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,650 I can't stay. 166 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:27,570 Why not? 167 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:30,190 Because of everything, you know. 168 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:34,549 God, you look beautiful. 169 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,710 I'm wearing Madame Butterfly. 170 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,960 Which is driving them crazy and how, eh? 171 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:42,860 Feminine, but bloody. 172 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:45,360 Peels off in layers. 173 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,490 Really? 174 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:49,599 Go on, eh? 175 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,650 Show me. 176 00:09:54,701 --> 00:10:01,449 Eric! Cheryl, what are you doing here? Eric, this is my fucking bed! 177 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:03,609 Yeah, well, I haven't exactly been using it lately. 178 00:10:03,610 --> 00:10:04,660 Get the fuck out! 179 00:10:04,661 --> 00:10:07,649 Oh, all right, well, there's no need to be aggressive about it. Well, you've 180 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:08,789 been sleeping in my bed. 181 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:11,740 A couple of days, and I sort of got kicked out of me own thing. 182 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:14,430 Eric, find somewhere else. You cannot sleep here. 183 00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:17,370 I bet they made them bad as well. 184 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,420 Morning, Goose. 185 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:39,860 Hello. Good morning. 186 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,850 Do you have some shabby coffee? 187 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:47,210 Yes. Did you get my message about the IRD? Al, can you not speak so loud? 188 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:49,989 Well, we need to go over the list of your expenses from the white hat over 189 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:52,580 there, especially the ones marked entertainment. 190 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:56,789 All totally straight up and above board. 191 00:10:56,790 --> 00:11:00,349 You won't say that when they've applied electrodes to your tender bits. They can 192 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:01,400 do that. 193 00:11:01,401 --> 00:11:04,469 We have a career track here for Hamilton. 194 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:05,520 All my great work. 195 00:11:05,521 --> 00:11:07,309 Where are the boxes? 196 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,360 By the door. 197 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:10,000 Really? 198 00:11:11,161 --> 00:11:18,409 Packed them in boxes. They were here last night. I know because I tripped up 199 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,490 over them on my way out. 200 00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:20,950 Well, they're in here now. 201 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:22,430 Who locked up last night? 202 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:24,920 Me. 203 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,000 I think. 204 00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:28,230 Oh, God. I was just so pissed. 205 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:29,780 We've been robbed. 206 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:31,280 Brilliant. 207 00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:34,310 So I was about to leave. 208 00:11:34,311 --> 00:11:37,849 Oh, and then I needed a Tammy because I was, like, flooding. 209 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:40,649 So I went back to the loo. God, is this going to take all day? 210 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:41,700 You have periods. 211 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,110 You could be sympathetic. 212 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:44,370 I never ever flood. 213 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,369 Well, aren't you the queen of tidy menstruation? Can we get on with this, 214 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,420 please? 215 00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:50,610 So I got all that sorted. 216 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:53,690 Oh, and then I tripped up over the boxes. 217 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:57,120 So I got up and I went to the door. Yeah, and forgot to lock it. 218 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:58,800 Oh, shit. 219 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,400 Cheryl. 220 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:04,460 I'd finished the magnum. You know, it just seemed rude not to. 221 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:08,340 Jesus, Casey. There were thousands of dollars worth of stuff in those boxes. 222 00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:09,810 You think I don't know that? 223 00:12:09,811 --> 00:12:13,729 You think I wanted to waste weeks of my life in the Waikato? We'd better call 224 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:14,399 the cops. 225 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,450 Do we have to? 226 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,120 Yeah, we have to. Insurance. 227 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,290 Someone insured us. 228 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:21,630 Unreal. 229 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:31,519 You see, when that's not locked, it goes 230 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,590 up and down like a lift at the Skytel. Yeah, not helping, Wayne. 231 00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:38,419 You know what your other employees were doing last night? Yeah, the Hong Kong 232 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:39,980 girls went to their Bible class. 233 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,170 Right. Well, they wouldn't like the stuff. 234 00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,339 Neither would Casey. 235 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:44,480 I've got heaps already. 236 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,800 Who else was here last night? 237 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,320 Just friends and family. 238 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,770 Usual suspects. 239 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,120 What are you thinking? 240 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:57,250 Cheryl, how many of your friends and family have criminal records? 241 00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:58,720 Or an eye to the main chance? 242 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,280 I think it was someone I know. 243 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:06,130 Nah, bollocks. They wouldn't do that to me. 244 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:07,890 Not my own family. 245 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,210 Nah. 246 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,400 Hey there, Mrs West. Home already? 247 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:19,470 Yep, looks that way. 248 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,490 Go on. 249 00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:25,859 Okay. Does anyone know the whereabouts of eight boxes of lingerie which were 250 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,660 taken from our premises last night? 251 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,620 What are you asking us for? 252 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,620 Sleep with a pig thinking like a pig. 253 00:13:31,621 --> 00:13:34,239 We wouldn't take your knickers if they're for fat people. 254 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,500 Yeah, well, somebody did. 255 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,770 Is she awake? 256 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,770 Yep. 257 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,010 Yeah? 258 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,430 Is she? 259 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,950 Really? 260 00:13:46,131 --> 00:13:48,099 That's amazing. 261 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,440 I had no idea about that. 262 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,690 Really? Okay. I'll ask her about that and I'll get back to you. 263 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,980 Sure. Bye. 264 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,540 That was Mr. Grey. 265 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,090 Your swimming coach. 266 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:03,430 Yeah. 267 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:07,550 But... He's concerned that you've given up your training for family reasons. 268 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:13,059 Well, things are just a bit dressy at the moment, you know, with Dad and 269 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,290 everything. Didn't even know you could swim. 270 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,590 You took me lessons. 271 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,890 You sat on the side of the pool and screamed until I took you home. 272 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,250 Well, I'm making up for lost time, I guess. 273 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:27,199 Mr. Gray says you're one of the most naturally gifted swimmers he's seen in 274 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,250 a long year. 275 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,650 Really? 276 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,280 Oh, that's why I know him. 277 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,120 Can we get on with this, please? 278 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,780 Sure. This way. 279 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:51,690 If I even need a drink, I know where to come. 280 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:53,920 I did not steal your stupid knicker. 281 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,710 Oh, I know, I know. I've just got to check anyway. 282 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,140 Why? Don't you trust me? 283 00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,550 We're done here. 284 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,160 What are you going in there for? 285 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,220 Hardly anything for me. 286 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,680 Oh, my God. What have you got? 287 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,490 Undies. 288 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,640 Undies? No, no, vans, undies, all folded and clean. 289 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,050 Oh, my God. 290 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,250 It's like origami. Thanks. 291 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,750 I sort of have a talent for folding. 292 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:24,510 Well, we've seen enough here. 293 00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:29,349 You've no right to come in here. It's an invasion of my privacy. And your 294 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,309 mother, there's no such thing. Come on, out of the way. 295 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:34,920 I wouldn't steal your ugly knickers if they were the last thing on earth. 296 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:38,180 They're not in there. 297 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,530 You'd better pick that up. 298 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,750 Where'd you get all this? 299 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:46,480 Shops. What, they just fell in your boots, did they? 300 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,140 Busted. So busted. 301 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,150 No, I took them. Is that what you want to hear? 302 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,740 Why? Well, why not more like? 303 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,620 My heart is broken. 304 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,120 My career is in tatters. I've got no money and no future. 305 00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:04,059 And stealing lip glosses are answers. 306 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,699 Shut up, you. Just shut up. This has nothing to do with you. You don't know 307 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,750 anything about my life. Hey, hey, come on. 308 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,460 Never here. 309 00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:23,350 I feel like an orphan that nobody loves and I've got nothing to live for. 310 00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,060 Oh, sweetheart. 311 00:16:29,181 --> 00:16:33,989 Why did you get your swim coach to call my mother? 312 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:36,969 I tried to stop him, but he was really upset I quit the squad. He thinks I'm 313 00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:39,249 most natural gift of someone he can imagine. I heard. 314 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,310 You're fucking with me. I won't have that. 315 00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:44,629 You're not the one who actually has to swim, you know that, right? 316 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:47,829 Yes, I know that, but if I want my mother to believe I'm swimming, I'll 317 00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:50,229 get up at five o 'clock every morning. Stop ruining your speedo. 318 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,280 It's about time this thing cut both ways. 319 00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:56,350 Yes, I'm calling about Loretta West. 320 00:16:56,830 --> 00:17:00,380 I'm her mother and we've just got the test results back from the doctor. 321 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:04,469 Oh, no, no, no, she's fine. It's just that they do confirm that it is 322 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:08,689 cryptosporidium. So unfortunately, her going into the pool would be a risk to 323 00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:09,740 the other students. 324 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:14,020 Yes, she is very disappointed about that. 325 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,780 Okay, great. Thank you. 326 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:27,578 Hey, are we claiming depreciation on those sewing machines? If they 327 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,360 any quicker, we'd be sewing by hand. 328 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,710 Oh. 329 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,560 Well, you've got to go. 330 00:17:33,561 --> 00:17:36,939 Cheryl, we have to get our shit together unless you really want the idea to have 331 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:37,519 us together. 332 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,679 I know, I know, but there's somewhere I've got to be and then I've got to go 333 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,659 home. Why? 334 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,800 Why do I have to go home? 335 00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:43,419 Can't they look after themselves? 336 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,100 Oh, you saw the state Pascal was in. 337 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:47,120 Oh, well, you believe that shit. 338 00:17:47,121 --> 00:17:49,039 She's been through a rough time lately. 339 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,659 Some of you seem to be doing okay. Yeah, it's not just her, though. Ted's being 340 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:53,710 a pain. 341 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,360 Eric's more of a mess than usual. 342 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,380 And Aurora's trying, but... Oh, excuse me, but... 343 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,879 How many of these people are actually related to you? Well, they kind of come 344 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,759 a package deal. 345 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,070 Meaning you let them infest your house and pay for their lives? No. 346 00:18:06,071 --> 00:18:09,679 Well, you feed them and you house them, therefore you're paying for their lives. 347 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,270 Well, someone's got to. Do you really trust them to? 348 00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,500 What has this got to do with you anyway? 349 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,980 I just can't believe what I'm hearing. 350 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,779 If I tried this kind of crap on you... Oh, Cheryl, please look after me. I'm 351 00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:26,119 useless. You'd kick my butt from here to Chinese New Year and I'd bloody well 352 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,170 deserve it. 353 00:18:27,171 --> 00:18:31,589 These people are a pack of ticks letting you dry. And then, when things don't 354 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,429 turn out the way they want, they blame you for it and you let them. 355 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,570 Worse, you defend them. 356 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:38,350 They are my family, mostly. 357 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,709 Yeah, sure. 358 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:42,309 But if you don't get them to stand on their own two feet, you'll never, ever 359 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,410 have a life. Ticks have more than two feet. 360 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:45,700 You know I'm right. 361 00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:47,570 Yeah, yeah, but I've still got to go. 362 00:18:56,010 --> 00:19:00,069 I thought you were coming over for dinner. No, I'm sorry. I had IAD and all 363 00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:02,510 stuff. You could have called. I know. I'm sorry. 364 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,430 I can't stay. 365 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:14,410 You always say that. I know, but this time I really can't stay. 366 00:19:14,411 --> 00:19:15,789 Then why did you come over? 367 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,870 Because I said I would. 368 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,550 And I really wanted to see you. 369 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,390 There's a simple solution here. What? 370 00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:24,170 I could come to your place. 371 00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:25,339 Bad idea. 372 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,020 Good idea is that you kiss me again. 373 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,080 Well, we've found a time limit. 374 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,140 Which part of don't sleep in my bed did you not understand? 375 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:09,150 Sort of between places at the moment. Sleep downstairs. 376 00:20:09,151 --> 00:20:12,059 It's cold down here. You think I'll give a flying fuck? I know you won't, but 377 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:15,319 Cheryl! Do you think I should just take this? Is this what you think? Come on, 378 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,120 get up. Get up now. Hey, uh, Mum. 379 00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:21,039 Keep it down, then. No, I'm not going to keep it down. And while you're up, you 380 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,030 can stay up and get your sisters as well. 381 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,370 What, now? 382 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,680 Hey, what is your point? 383 00:20:28,681 --> 00:20:30,459 Under your ass if you don't get up. 384 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:34,440 What time is it? Time we started the sit -down. You completely lost it. No, no, 385 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:37,459 I have found it. There are going to be some changes as of tomorrow. 386 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,839 Not this bloody thing again. 387 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,339 Since you opened your mouth first, I'll start with you. I want you to start 388 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,390 paying board. 389 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,900 I already give you 20 bucks every time I can. 390 00:20:45,901 --> 00:20:48,519 Okay, well, from tomorrow, I'm going to start a direct credit from your bank 391 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,290 account. I haven't got a bank account. Open one tomorrow. 392 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,899 It's not that hard, hon. Aurora, look, I really appreciate your help, your 393 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:58,279 cooking and your cleaning, and that's good in place of board. But if you want 394 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,780 stay here, you need to get a job. 395 00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:04,719 Munter, you are welcome to crash here sometimes, but if you're going to stay 396 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,130 every single meal, how about some bloody koha? 397 00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:08,079 Yeah, sweet. 398 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,059 Same for you, Eric. 399 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,360 I'm not a bloody Maori. 400 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,999 And if I catch you in my bed again, I will kill you in your fucking sleep. Do 401 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,050 you understand me? 402 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,570 All right, head. 403 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,720 No more crap from you, because I have had it up to here. It's my bloody house. 404 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,210 And I pay the bills, so pull your fucking head in. 405 00:21:24,311 --> 00:21:26,379 All right, you. 406 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:29,150 You concentrate on your schoolwork and your swimming. 407 00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:31,450 And you, I will deal with tomorrow. 408 00:21:32,410 --> 00:21:33,460 All right. 409 00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:37,230 Now, I want my knickers back. 410 00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:42,589 Now, I don't care who took them or why, but somebody in this room stole my 411 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:44,030 knickers and I want them back. 412 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:48,070 So I want this person to own up, apologise and return the merchandise. 413 00:21:48,071 --> 00:21:52,149 Or what? You'll get your boyfriend to arrest us. And if that doesn't happen in 414 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:54,560 the next 24 hours, all of you can sling your hook. 415 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:55,740 You can depart. 416 00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:58,200 You can get out of this house and not come back. 417 00:21:58,201 --> 00:22:01,519 Pascal, there. You don't want to be late for the lawyer in the morning. 418 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,300 I'm not a dog. Dogs are more obedient. 419 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,170 Let's go down to her. 420 00:22:12,171 --> 00:22:15,659 You know what got into her four inches, the Captain Cooker. She just wants her 421 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:16,599 knickers back. 422 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,860 Yeah, we haven't got them. 423 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,240 It was Pascal, obviously. 424 00:22:19,241 --> 00:22:20,959 Where's the evidence? 425 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,940 She's a kleptomaniac and she's not here. 426 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:27,499 Excellent. Let's blame her. She hates fat lady undead. Yeah, the person we're 427 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,979 looking for has a motive. You know, someone who either loves knickers or 428 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:34,470 Cheryl or thought she wouldn't miss a few boxes. Now she's got all rich. 429 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,000 You seem to know a lot about it. 430 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,440 It's like CSI. 431 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:41,199 You work through the suspects and it's usually some chick you forgot about 432 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,639 because you had a smoke in the middle. 433 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,259 Well, I don't give a shit. I'm not giving in to her, Black Man. 434 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,159 Okay, look. 435 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,989 We've got to fill this out or she's going to chuck us out, all right? 436 00:22:48,990 --> 00:22:53,169 No, she won't. She said she would. She's our mum. Her life has no meaning 437 00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:53,929 without us. 438 00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:57,489 So? We just buy her a bunch of flowers, pretend we're sorry, and then tomorrow 439 00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:58,930 things will go back to normal. 440 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,220 Excellent idea. 441 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,300 Great. Night. 442 00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:16,210 So how are we? 443 00:23:16,211 --> 00:23:17,189 Don't ask. 444 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:19,320 Sit. I'm not a dog. 445 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,090 OK. 446 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,630 So we enter with a plea of not guilty. No, she's pleading guilty. 447 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,360 What? Mum, this isn't exactly her first offence. 448 00:23:30,361 --> 00:23:31,419 Yeah, exactly. 449 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:34,550 Do you want me to hang? Too bad. She did it. She's pleading guilty. 450 00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:38,579 You don't get to tell her what to plea. That's my job. If your client doesn't 451 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:41,619 like it, she can take a freeloading butt and move out of my house. 452 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,920 This is not ethical. 453 00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:47,620 Neither is stealing, lying or slobbing around like a beached white whale. 454 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,950 Oh, so you're calling me fat now. I'll do whatever it takes. 455 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,430 Tracy was right. 456 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,100 She was absolutely right. 457 00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:58,399 Tracy? What's she got to do with it? Well, in her tactless Chinese way, she 458 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,260 bang on the money. A total inspiration. 459 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:05,039 So, you will plead guilty, you will be punished, there will be no flim -flam 460 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,450 from you, and you will take it without a whimper. 461 00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:15,790 I should be at school. 462 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,970 Crypto -spiridium? 463 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,620 It's an infectious waterborne tummy thing. 464 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,090 Yeah, yeah, I know what it is. 465 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:22,670 They won't let me in the pool. 466 00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:25,020 Oh, I'm sorry to shatter your Olympic dreams. 467 00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:26,890 Do you get off on being a bitch? 468 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:29,380 No, I'm not emotional about it at all, actually. 469 00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:31,590 Did you forget your homework? 470 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,570 Crypto thing came back. 471 00:24:35,030 --> 00:24:37,620 So I had to come home. If you can call this place a home. 472 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:40,930 It's a shame it had to strike during my film and TV class. 473 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:45,370 The thing with having a bug like this is that it can come back at any time. 474 00:24:46,159 --> 00:24:47,209 Even during exams. 475 00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:50,839 I won't pay you. And I won't get you into film school. And I'll kick you back 476 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,359 out onto the street. And I'll tell your mother what you've been doing all these 477 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,410 school days. 478 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:55,870 Think about it. 479 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:58,220 And don't get emotional. 480 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:06,240 These are all legitimate business expenses. 481 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,140 Mail escort in Hamilton. 482 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,660 Cheryl, I get lonely on the road and horny. 483 00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:16,220 God, it's an occupational hazard. 484 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,920 Show ponies, all male review. 485 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:22,440 Hello, I designed slutty lingerie. I need to get my inspiration from 486 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,799 The IRD are going to laugh at me and then they're going to come down on us 487 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,540 a ton of bricks. This is all her fault. 488 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:32,480 Oh, God. No, ever since she came in, she's been gunning for me. 489 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,520 We used to have a real good time, you and me and Rochelle. 490 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,360 And then she got rid of Rochelle. Rochelle's on maternity leave. 491 00:25:41,379 --> 00:25:42,540 It's all receipts now. 492 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:47,419 Receipts and car logs and stained and skanky motels. Do you want us to go out 493 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,470 business? 494 00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:51,340 You've got a mean Cheryl. 495 00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:53,620 Real mean after all I've done. 496 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,090 Shit. 497 00:25:58,060 --> 00:25:59,110 Don't. 498 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,560 Well, she did help start the company. 499 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:04,979 Yeah, but it was a two -bit backroom operation that wouldn't have lasted 500 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,030 minutes without you. 501 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:10,010 You're not here to be taken advantage of, Cheryl. You're here to run a 502 00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:12,760 Hold the line or they're going to break you. 503 00:26:18,650 --> 00:26:19,700 Go to Mrs. West. 504 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,830 Munter? I've got that koha. I'm boiling it up right now. 505 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,100 A nice pig's head. 506 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,810 Right. You idiot. 507 00:26:27,811 --> 00:26:29,149 Pig's head. 508 00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:30,550 Oh, shit, shit. 509 00:26:31,050 --> 00:26:33,050 Mrs. West, I didn't mean nothing by it. 510 00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:36,050 It's a nice juicy one. 511 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:37,750 Yeah, and I've got you these. 512 00:26:37,990 --> 00:26:39,370 Remember those good times? 513 00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:40,790 Rum and cake. 514 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:45,259 And I got my bank account done today. Yeah, you did. I can testify to that. 515 00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:45,879 the flowers. 516 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,930 Do you like them? 517 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,520 Yeah, yeah, they're nice. Thank you. Joyce. 518 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:51,840 Okay, and what about the missing items? 519 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,860 They haven't turned up. 520 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,680 What? A few knickers. I mean, what's the matter? 521 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,140 It matters to me, Eric. 522 00:27:04,141 --> 00:27:07,439 Well, so what? You're still going to chuck us out? I told you she'd turn into 523 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,160 Nazi. A Chinese nut. You're like Tracy. 524 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,760 You said she'd roll over. 525 00:27:11,761 --> 00:27:13,379 I didn't think you'd say that. 526 00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:14,430 You did. 527 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:19,020 You know, if Dad was here, you wouldn't be doing this. Well, he's not here, 528 00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:21,770 right? All you care about is your knickers and the IID. 529 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,250 Some things need to change around here, Pascal. 530 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,420 You're the one who's changed, not us. 531 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:30,239 It's like you hate us. All of us. Don't throw a tiger. You know what? I don't 532 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,560 hate you, Pascal. It's just... 533 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,410 Peace, girl. 534 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:50,879 Hypothetically, what do you do when someone won't do what you say and always 535 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,679 just turns things against you and then just when you think you've screwed them, 536 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,620 they always have another move? 537 00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:57,950 Is this about Mum? 538 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,750 No, Mum's just gone mental. This is someone else. 539 00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:03,140 What, someone else got one over you? 540 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,570 No. 541 00:28:05,121 --> 00:28:07,599 Can I get their autograph? 542 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,479 Look, for once in your life, can you just act like a proper big brother and 543 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,530 me actual advice? 544 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:12,990 All right. 545 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,910 Well, you either hit them where it hurts. Yeah, I've tried that. 546 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,460 I won't have the sense to know when you're beaten. 547 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,090 How's that work? 548 00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:26,900 Concede, compromise. 549 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:30,350 Negotiate. 550 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,650 You mean do what someone else wants. I know, disgusting as it sounds. 551 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,060 Oh, look, little Miss Popular. 552 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,760 Which, coming from you, do you realise my entire family now hates you? 553 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,880 Yeah, not really scaring me that much. 554 00:28:42,881 --> 00:28:43,839 Oh, whatever. 555 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,640 And hey, thanks for the great advice. 556 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:46,519 Oh, you're welcome. 557 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,570 Bye. 558 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:53,280 Let's get a nice dinner and then maybe turn on that red light. 559 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:57,560 Roxanne, crap song, but great g -string. 560 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,140 Hey, what did you say to my mother about Pascal? 561 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:06,310 I might have suggested she needs a wake -up call. 562 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,360 Don't interfere with my work. 563 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,480 She's a thief. She got caught. 564 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,440 So what? We should chop her hand off? 565 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,400 Wrong continent, kiddo. 566 00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:17,300 You don't even like my mother. Yeah, she can be a cow. 567 00:29:17,301 --> 00:29:20,079 But just when I'm starting to get her, she does this whole lay -down -for -the 568 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,799 -kids routine. That's what mothers do. 569 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,300 Well, it's wrong and pathetic. 570 00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:24,939 Well, it's none of your business. 571 00:29:24,940 --> 00:29:28,359 How is she supposed to concentrate on her business and the inland revenue when 572 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,359 she's running around after you lot? Right, so this is entirely selfish. 573 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,800 You're lucky to have a mother. 574 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:35,110 Not everyone does. 575 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,580 Look, what about Roxanne and the red light? 576 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:46,819 I have to deal with the IID and a boyfriend who's a selfish shithead. 577 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:50,319 Do you really think I'm still in the mood to pretend to be a prostitute? 578 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,799 Someone stole that stuff just to get at me and it's not as if I can fucking 579 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,730 afford it. God, none of them give a shit. 580 00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:56,900 Then leave them. What? 581 00:29:56,901 --> 00:30:00,679 Move in with me, then you don't have to deal with this shit ever again. 582 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,920 I can't do that. 583 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,200 Fuck you. What have they got over you? 584 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:07,780 I know I've done a shitty job, but they're my family, right? 585 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,280 Why is this all about you? 586 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:11,910 It's not. 587 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:15,130 I feel like some dirty secret that you keep in a drawer. 588 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,330 You're not that. 589 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,300 We never go to your place. 590 00:30:18,301 --> 00:30:22,019 You didn't want me to come to the opening. You don't want me around people 591 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,799 know. That's because they all hate you. 592 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,480 What, you think I care about that? 593 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,140 You really want to come to my house? 594 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,140 I would like to sleep in your place with you. 595 00:30:31,141 --> 00:30:33,179 So you've got one over him, right? 596 00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:36,540 Who? Wolf. Of course, this is what this all comes back to, isn't it? 597 00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:40,879 Does it? Yeah, that's what they're all fucked off at me for, for messing up 598 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,380 their world, making him leave. 599 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,080 I don't know what to say, Cheryl. 600 00:30:45,081 --> 00:30:49,139 I only know how I feel. Pissed off with me by the sounds of things? No, no, no. 601 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:50,190 It's not all bad. 602 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,050 Most of the time it's pretty bloody good. 603 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,420 But if you love me, then why am I always on the outside? 604 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,440 I've got the IRD tomorrow. 605 00:31:02,441 --> 00:31:06,059 What, I'm never ever going to see you again, ever, ever? 606 00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:07,110 Back off. 607 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,650 I'm serious about that sleeping in your bed stuff. 608 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,170 I know you are. 609 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:17,239 If it's too hard, then, you know, I don't want to be some shithead hanging 610 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,500 around, wasting his life. 611 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,610 Oh, you're not. 612 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,040 I can't get by on promises, Cheryl. 613 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,850 I need the proof. 614 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,960 We could get a place together. 615 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,940 What could be better than him, eh? Yeah, I know. 616 00:31:37,941 --> 00:31:41,699 Like that time your mum threw away that couch and we burnt it and she called the 617 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,750 fire brigade. 618 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,370 Hey, 619 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,850 babe. 620 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:49,620 Hey, hey. Take out those folds. 621 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,260 They sure are crispy folds. 622 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,590 Thanks. 623 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,920 I found these when I was ironing. It's a rock fan. 624 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,010 Do you learn them? 625 00:31:58,011 --> 00:31:59,079 They're not mine. 626 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,800 It's like a clue. Where was it? In someone's pocket. 627 00:32:01,801 --> 00:32:05,559 I had to soak the trousers because they were totally disgusting, like heaps of 628 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,820 ingrained stains in them. 629 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:09,680 Grandpa. No, these were very different stains. 630 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,130 Of course. 631 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,040 Of course not. 632 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,450 Here. 633 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,210 He's not here. 634 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,980 Don't touch the evidence. 635 00:32:26,981 --> 00:32:31,199 Because later we'll find traces of lipstick or freaky poison and from that 636 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,439 reconstruct the whole crime. 637 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,200 You do realise you're not actually in CSI, eh, mate? 638 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,720 There are no knickers down here. I cleaned in here yesterday. 639 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,680 Then he stashed them somewhere. 640 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,970 In his car. 641 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,080 No. I made him take me to the supermarket. 642 00:32:44,081 --> 00:32:46,639 There's lots of shit in his car but no knickers. 643 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,690 The shop. 644 00:32:47,691 --> 00:32:51,619 That's where he stashed them if he nicked them to sell them. The shop. 645 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,360 Let's bust his knicker knicker man. 646 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:56,520 He could turn nasty. 647 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,390 On CSI, they sometimes do wink in front of you. 648 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,259 I could break Eric in half over my knee. All the same, you should probably just 649 00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:05,310 stay here, babe. 650 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:06,700 You know, as a lookout. 651 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,840 And you call us if he turns up. 652 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,550 Okay? 653 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,370 Okay. 654 00:34:00,710 --> 00:34:02,850 Oh, man, that is so freaky. 655 00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:05,860 I hate to say this, man, but she looks kind of familiar. 656 00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:07,030 Yeah, I ain't seen her. 657 00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:08,740 She lives with you? 658 00:34:09,389 --> 00:34:10,529 No, man, she lives here. 659 00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:13,949 Look, the hair, the gear. She's even got a rum and coke. 660 00:34:17,650 --> 00:34:18,700 No way. 661 00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:19,969 Oh, he's really handy. 662 00:34:20,150 --> 00:34:21,200 What if he... 663 00:34:21,201 --> 00:34:22,009 More of them? 664 00:34:22,010 --> 00:34:23,330 I can think of worse things. 665 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:26,600 Who? Oh, you know, you used to crime scenes like I am, bro. 666 00:34:26,810 --> 00:34:28,230 You never watched CSI. What? 667 00:34:28,870 --> 00:34:29,920 What are we doing? 668 00:34:30,030 --> 00:34:32,800 Controlling the fucking offender is what we're doing. 669 00:34:32,801 --> 00:34:34,149 Great try. 670 00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:35,169 Have a good night. 671 00:34:35,170 --> 00:34:36,220 Cheers. 672 00:34:37,270 --> 00:34:38,320 We're closed. 673 00:34:38,469 --> 00:34:39,519 It's not even ten. 674 00:34:39,650 --> 00:34:41,290 We need to talk. About what? 675 00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:44,749 About the things I've been considering. The vengeance I could wreak upon your 676 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,629 life. The viral text campaign that would leave you without a friend in the 677 00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:50,040 world. Funny. I've been having similar thoughts. 678 00:34:51,179 --> 00:34:54,309 Really? How I can get you expelled with maximum humiliation? 679 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,870 Things I could do with a crucifix and assembly. 680 00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:58,540 You're such a cow. 681 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,880 We're evenly matched. 682 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,420 It's not getting us anywhere, is it? 683 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,730 No. 684 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,800 Okay, here's what we do. 685 00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:11,470 What? 686 00:35:11,471 --> 00:35:15,659 We're going to draw up a contract, like lawyers, except we're not because 687 00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:18,370 they're the scum of the earth. What kind of a contract? 688 00:35:18,371 --> 00:35:22,109 You get to swim to your heart's content as long as you never finish in the top 689 00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:24,569 three and make the school newsletter. What's in that for me? 690 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:25,950 You get to keep your friends. 691 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:27,830 Can I play in a band with them? 692 00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:31,560 As long as you only ever practice in someone's garage. 693 00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:34,290 Okay, start writing. 694 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,230 I want a new mattress and a ray. 695 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:39,820 Don't push it. 696 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:47,610 Hey, leave it to me. I watch your shows, I know how it works. 697 00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:49,789 G'day, Eric. 698 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:50,840 Hi, Munda. 699 00:35:51,290 --> 00:35:52,750 Ah, you familiar with these? 700 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:58,529 No. You gave yourself away, Eric. We found them on the scene, and the 701 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:02,449 evidence conclusively linked them to you. What the fuck are you on about? 702 00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:03,500 here, you freak. Why? 703 00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:05,190 Okay, yeah, that also works. 704 00:36:07,370 --> 00:36:08,750 Come on. Who is she? 705 00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:12,690 Someone told her to me on the cheap. She'd know it. Oh, she's not no one, 706 00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:14,800 and you know it. She's a mother. His mother. 707 00:36:15,850 --> 00:36:20,229 It's not how it looks, all right? I just talked to her. You sicker. No, I don't 708 00:36:20,230 --> 00:36:21,370 mean sick to her. 709 00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:22,990 She's company, that's all. 710 00:36:22,991 --> 00:36:26,649 I don't want to ever have a chance with Cheryl. This is the closest I'll ever 711 00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:28,869 get. Well, that's good enough for me. Okay, stop. 712 00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:30,250 How could you do this to her? 713 00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:34,220 Sorry, mate. I'll let the air out. I'll put it back in the box. Not that. This. 714 00:36:34,221 --> 00:36:37,229 Stealing Mum's stuff, getting her chucked out of the home. 715 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:38,280 Oh, man. 716 00:36:38,281 --> 00:36:41,209 Listen, I'm on the bones of my heart at the moment, my friend, you know. I saw 717 00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:44,199 the box and I was a bit pissed. I didn't think it would turn out like this. 718 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,210 I'll do anything to make it right, but please don't tell her. 719 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,300 Just let me sort it out my own way. 720 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,010 Please. 721 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,520 No argument, nothing in mitigation. 722 00:36:55,521 --> 00:36:57,039 She looked like a total prick. 723 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,460 100 hours of community service with a mascara. 724 00:36:59,461 --> 00:37:02,719 You can have sex with an underage person and only get 200. 725 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:06,359 It's going to be weeks of my life wasted on spazzies and picking up rubbish, and 726 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,860 she didn't even show the cow. 727 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,490 Obviously the IOD is way more important than us. 728 00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:11,590 Priorities, eh? 729 00:37:13,390 --> 00:37:17,490 We can do that. We will do that because we know that whatever the IOD thrown in, 730 00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:18,600 it didn't work. 731 00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:20,510 Hey, hey, hey, look what I found. 732 00:37:21,230 --> 00:37:22,450 The rest of my car. 733 00:37:22,451 --> 00:37:23,609 Where were they? 734 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:27,009 Oh, it's a joker down the pub that's trying to shift them. I gave them bloody 735 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:29,849 what for, I tell you. You mean you couldn't get rid of them? 736 00:37:29,850 --> 00:37:31,070 No, God's honour. 737 00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:33,900 I wouldn't rip off the fruits of your labours. 738 00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:36,570 Eric, how could you? Cheryl, no. 739 00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:38,240 I'm a friend. 740 00:37:38,810 --> 00:37:42,490 Friend of the family. Eric, I nearly kicked my family out because of you. 741 00:37:44,149 --> 00:37:45,199 Cheryl, I'm sorry. 742 00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:50,089 I don't know if I'll come home and be able to do anything to make it right. 743 00:37:50,090 --> 00:37:53,129 him out of your life, Cheryl. You keep it out of this. It's all your fault, you 744 00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:55,950 evil Chinese wretch. Low -life scum. 745 00:37:56,950 --> 00:37:58,610 Don't. Do not feel sorry for him. 746 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,649 Just go, Eric. 747 00:38:00,650 --> 00:38:01,850 I'll deal with you later. 748 00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:08,390 Jimmy, come. 749 00:38:09,110 --> 00:38:10,160 Look. 750 00:38:10,730 --> 00:38:11,780 What is it, mate? 751 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,820 It's called online banking, right? Mm -hmm. 752 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,580 And see that there? 753 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,460 Yeah. That's our account, right? 754 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,740 It's got money in it. 755 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,140 You made that money. Yep. 756 00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:34,700 And next week, it's going to be even more money. Yeah, yeah. 757 00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:41,920 Hey, I've been thinking, right? 758 00:38:43,609 --> 00:38:49,210 Um, maybe it wouldn't be so bad to move out one day. 759 00:38:51,710 --> 00:38:53,090 Not so bad at all. 760 00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:54,750 Yeah? Yeah. 761 00:39:00,290 --> 00:39:03,669 I've got to go. I don't want to be late on my first day. Okay. You'll be 762 00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:06,330 awesome, Aurora, because you are awesome. 763 00:39:06,331 --> 00:39:07,809 I know. 764 00:39:07,810 --> 00:39:09,430 I love you. 765 00:39:10,490 --> 00:39:11,540 I love you most. 766 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:18,070 Well, I love you the more, most the... Tua. 767 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:19,620 Tua. 768 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:28,169 I've never seen an ID audit go so far. I tell you, I have hidden expenses you've 769 00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:31,660 only dreamed of. Nah, I reckon it's because you've got your girls up to 770 00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:36,630 Well, you've got assets way behind them. Oh, let's get him rotten. 771 00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:42,870 So, are you feeling guilty yet? 772 00:39:42,871 --> 00:39:44,049 What for? 773 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:45,550 Well, you didn't invite Casey. 774 00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:47,350 No, she'll always have Hamilton. 775 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,210 How's about that policeman? 776 00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:52,680 How's about him? 777 00:39:53,010 --> 00:39:54,060 He's kind of cute. 778 00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:57,500 Yeah. 779 00:39:57,970 --> 00:39:59,020 He is. 780 00:40:03,410 --> 00:40:04,460 How was your day? 781 00:40:04,730 --> 00:40:05,780 Fourth in the retro. 782 00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:07,710 Bloody hard work swimming slowly. 783 00:40:07,711 --> 00:40:09,529 The new mattress arrives tomorrow. 784 00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:10,580 It really is new. 785 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,050 Yeah, it's agreed. It'll still be in its plastic. 786 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,980 Sorry. And this is Aurora. 787 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,559 She'll be taking over from you on your agreed nights off. 788 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,520 Hi. Try to be late, future. 789 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,970 Oh, spooky. 790 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,760 You're like some sort of weird twins. 791 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,130 Maybe. 792 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,730 They didn't suspend you, fine you, arrest you, or put you on a rank? Mm 793 00:40:34,731 --> 00:40:37,519 They were putty in my hand. I'm dressed like that. I'm not surprised. 794 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,830 I've got another surprise for you. Oh, really? Mm -hmm. Turn around. 795 00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:44,380 You might have to bend down a bit. 796 00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:46,360 As soon as it's gone, eh? Not much. 797 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,210 Kinky stuff. 798 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:52,000 I know. You ain't seen nothing yet. 799 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,900 Thanks. Well, both had a shitty day. 800 00:40:58,901 --> 00:41:04,219 And here we are, and you're the only person who understands me. Two minute 801 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:05,270 bloody noodles. 802 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,150 I never eat them. 803 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,360 Tracy Hong, what a bitch. 804 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:10,890 She's a bossy tar. 805 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,560 She tells Mum what to do, death row what to do. 806 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,280 I wish she'd get deported. 807 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,700 Well, we could call her immigration. 808 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:19,500 I think she was born here. 809 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,610 That old trick. 810 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,200 I wish she'd get kidnapped. 811 00:41:24,201 --> 00:41:27,339 That's what all the Asians do to each other. I've got more money than I know 812 00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:28,390 what to do with. 813 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,520 I wish I had some. 814 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,150 I've got to say, it's nice to spend some time with you, Pascal. 815 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:41,160 Are you sort of like a strawberry blonde or a platinum blonde? 816 00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:42,830 Honey, why? 817 00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:46,010 I've got this friend she's thinking of buying a wig. 818 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,340 What, cats or something? 819 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,600 No, she just likes to try new colours and lengths. 820 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:54,230 All right. 821 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,550 is your place. Oh? 822 00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,160 How did you know? 823 00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:09,260 Cheryl, I have raided this place so many times. True. 824 00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:12,540 And when you get in, there's this smell of growth and beer. 825 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:15,670 And there's you. 826 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:22,830 Bed over there. 827 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,560 Oh, it's a bed. 828 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,930 My bed. 829 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:30,040 And you can sleep on it. 830 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:33,240 You can do a whole lot more in it. 831 00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:35,270 If you like. 832 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,560 Oh, I like, I like, I like. 833 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:43,280 Mind you, you'll have to piss off before everyone else wakes up. What? 834 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,640 You've had your worse. 835 00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:46,790 Don't push your luck. 836 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,720 Always pushing my luck, Cheryl. 837 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,680 You keep trying. 838 00:43:18,510 --> 00:43:20,690 To see Mark and Tootsie. 839 00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:29,830 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air. 840 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:34,430 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0